I come in peace.
Meet your new queen of slut-pop. The current manufactured vagina of the pop industry with songs about mostly sex. So cheap and tacky, she's a bad role model for girls. I was in absolute disgust when my 10 y.o. students sang along to "Let's have some fun this beat is sick, I wanna take a ride on your disco stick." Eww..
- Just Dance - She sings about getting drunk and not knowing which club is she in. The song glorifies about getting drunk and encouraging lil girls to get drunk so they can get date raped.
- Poker Face - A stupid song comparing love to a card game and not showing your emotions to the guy you like hence the title poker face. Stupid meaningless song. Sounds like Fuck Her Face.
- Eh Eh - She tries to be cute and oh-so-adorable in this one. Super annoying. Cherry cherry boom boom. Seriously? *rolls eyes*
- Love Game - Let's have some fun this beat is sick, I wanna take a ride on your disco stick. How distasteful. The video to this song is so cheap. Might as well offer a blowjob to those who bought your deluxe edition CD.
- Paparazzi - The video is stupid and meaningless. The part when she goes soulful singing the lines "Papa, paparazzi." mindfucks all the time.
I hear her fucking songs on the radio constantly. I change the radio station and another of her fucking song is being played. And what the fuck is with those Martian costumes? Its just plain weird and lame. She tries so hard trying to be artistic by wearing abstract paintings. She admitted that the eccentric costumes and her feisty persona is actually her ploy to succeed in the music industry. She's so fake and manufactured. It is a shame that the music industry and the radio stations promote her shit rather than other artistes who have real talent. All that cheap slut has to do is wear fugly costumes and sing senseless songs and people go gaga about her.
Gaga tries so bad to be a gay icon, so bad you can taste it (on your bitter taste buds of course). What's tipping off is that she thinks her music is original. Ring ring from Earth to Mars, Your shit has been done in the 80s and you ripped off from Gwen Stefani and Madonna. Gaga is like a walking fake LV bag trying to cheat appraisers.
Did I mention that she's an attention whore too? Here's an article of Gaga's cocaine addiction. Bullshit. That cheap slut is trying to look "bad" and hip by being a crack. Pathetic. I say she's probably gonna release her slut autobiography anytime soon to get more attention.
I wish she would go away but I don't think that would be anytime soon. But I'm gonna stone that slut here and you guys can turn it to a public stoning spree. Stones provided.
Thank you for reading.
EV
6 comments:
LOL!!! but but....i like gaga..HAHAHAHAHAH..mama..mamarazii! AAHAHAHAHAH..
How very christian of you. How much vitriol can you cram into a review. Couldn't you be doing something else with your life, instead of villifing some one who is doing something with their lives, good or bad she is taking the arts forward and exploring it. What have you offered life other swearing, casting stones and bad vibes. If you can't bare this women, fine...then go out become and artist write a book, paint, sing if you can and we can all look at your marvellous work and we'll be swayed by it and see how right you were. However, I doubt that will happen, as your reviews reveals your just a lonely misachieving nothing who throws stones from the back of the bunch... Years from now we'll talk about Lady Gaga, you...your not even a T-shirt..
LOL @ Anonymous....i completely agree. Until you can sing, dance, or otherwise command any kind of masses other than the ones in your head, then and only then could you possibly have any right to stand up on your little jusus-shaped soap box and preach about how shes a slut. O.o Get a life, then a clue, then a reality check; In that order. TOODLES xD
Oh EV, here you have it. More evidence of the dumbing down of America. I whole heartedly agree with you, she is a joke. Can she sing? Maybe, but her biggest talent is her ability to market herself so that people won't care.
She is not original. People who like her can, and will buy her albums, thus keeping her in the spotlight.
By the way, if you can't "bare" her....I hope that was a play on words. Your critics would have more credibility if they spelled correctly, and if they didn't engage in the type of behavior they accuse you of. (Oops! dangling participle. Don't you hate when that happens!)
Carry on EV. You are right on target with your assessment.
Sheesh, I can have my opinions don't I? Stupid haters. My blog is an act of sharing what I think. If you don't like what I share, you can leave. Surely I have the right to state what I think no? We all have our likings and dislikings and the blog is the perfect medium to do so. I can do what I like, so fuck off.
People with no understanding of music seem to like songs that have the most simple chord progressions and groove. Wake up please.. It's the marketing that you're buying. Birds of a feather flock together? So true.
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